Season 1Edit

Death! The Major Motion PictureEdit

Most Likely Airs in February, 2011

Death # Event Name Date Of Death Location Circumstances of Death
751 Ass-Assinated

November 3, 2003

Augusta, Maine Armed with a 20 inch long vibrator. A woman had had enough of her husband's strange sex practices and one night during a prolonged period of "fun" she snapped, pushing all 20 inches of the vibrator into his anus until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding.
46 Snow Froze May 19, 1625 Greece A man was watching a snowstorm and was struck by the wondrous notion that maybe snow could be used to preserve meat in the same way that salt was used. Determined to find out, he purchased a chicken from a nearby village, killed it, and then, standing outside in the snow, attempted to stuff the chicken full of snow to freeze it. The chicken never froze, but the man did.
412 Cabin-Ated June 22, 1999 Carson City, Nevada A man died after being trapped inside a cupboard for a week. A wardrobe in the bedroom outside had fallen over, trapping him inside. In an effort to free himself, The man accidentally wrenched a water pipe from the wall and the water gushing from the pipe eventually caused his death from bronchitis. His body was not discovered until two weeks later.
887 Scary Sauna January 15, 2010 Helsinki, Finland A competitor from Russia died in The World Sauna Championchips in Finland, after he had spent 6 minutes in a sauna that had been heated up to 110C (230F). The other finalist, a 5-time champion, was taken to the hospital after suffering from serious burns on his body.
100 Happy DeathDay! May 11, 2000 Austin, Texas

An elderly woman was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party her wheel chair was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake.

210 Re-Enact-Dead August 30, 1934 Washington D.C. A lawyer died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound suffered in court while representing the defendant in a murder case. Demonstrating how the murder victim could have inadvertently shot himself, the gun, which the lawyer believed to be unloaded, discharged and mortally wounded him.
499 Can't You See He's Dead? September 2, 2004 New York, New York A musician died when he choked on an eyedrop bottle cap in his room. He would routinely place the cap in his mouth, lean back, and place his eyedrops in each eye. His lack of gag response may have been due to the effects of drugs and alcohol abuse, and it is highly likely that he was high when the cap ended up in his throat as drugs and alcohol were found in his room and inside his body.

Dead IVEdit

Most Likely Airs in February, 2011

Death # Event Name Date Of Death Location Circumstances of Death
799 Zoo Died? You Died! January 21, 2008 Clayton, Delaware A zoo employee died when entering an enclosure containing white tigers and provoking them with brooms and a pail. Three of the tigers pounced on him, dragging him by the neck to the back of their enclosure, causing his carotid artery to be gashed, and he bled out.
456 Deathly Sex Fantasy October 2, 1999 Tulsa, Oklahoma A woman died of an accidental gunshot wound to the head. Her husband was in the habit of pushing the gun against her head during sexual intercourse but did not realise it was loaded on the night she died.
328 Pizza Delivered May 31, 2010 Erie, Pennsylvania A pizza delivery man was killed by a time bomb that was fastened around his neck. He was apprehended by the police after robbing a bank, and claimed he had been forced to do it by three people who had put the bomb around his neck and would kill him if he refused. The bomb later exploded, killing him.
222 Hockey Pucked December 8, 2009 Montpelier, Vermont A hockey fan was struck in the head by a hockey puck at a game, she died two days later in hospital.
104 Pardon My Manners, But.... You're Dead, Sir August 12, 1601 Prague, Czech Republic A man died of complications resulting from a strained bladder at a banquet. It would have been extremely bad etiquette to leave the table before the meal was finished, so he stayed until he became fatally ill.
944 Inter-Corpse March 14, 2003 Brookville, Ohio

A man died of acute Peritonitis after seeking out and receiving anal intercourse from a stallion, an act he had engaged in previously on numerous occasions without injury. Pinyan delayed his visit to the hospital for several hours out of reluctance to explain the circumstances of his injury to doctors.

(Note:This death is based on the death of Kenneth Pinyan)

674 Cannibal Of Rotenburg November 22, 2000 Hesse, Germany A man was voluntarily stabbed repeatedly and then partly eaten by a cannibal, he had answered an internet advertisement by the cannibal looking for someone for this purpose. The man explicitly stated in his will that he wished to be killed and eaten.

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