Here at 1000 ways we get quite a few knuckleheads who deserve some good old cosmic karma, like the racist white man who picked a fight with the wrong pole, a suicide prevention show that needed some work, a cabbies who got smoked, a model who scarfed down on some death, a prop comic who went to the "club", a druggie who got all washed up, and a mafioso who finally met his boss. If you liked this, then you need to see the new episode of 1000 ways to die!

Death # Event Name Date Place Circumstances of Death
963 Kung F***ed Clan (a.k.a. White Out) December 4, 1981 Gary, IN A racist white man who gets a new job as a manager immediately fires all of his African-American employees. Later, he gets into a fight with a black man walking into the store; the man shoves the racist against the building, causing a piece of a gutter to fall and impale his head.
321 Model Death (a.k.a. Scarf-Face) June 1, 2003 New York, NY A spoiled and mean supermodel who stays on the brink of fashion at all times decides to buy a a long scarf, which is about ten feet. While getting into her limousine, her long scarf gets caught in the rear wheel, decapitating her.
9 iDied (a.k.a Web-Damned) August 19, 2009 Los Angeles, CA A snarky web show host decides to make a web show called "How to Escape Suicide", where he demonstrates how to escape methods of suicide, after two near disasters, he then goes to attempt his third method, hanging. He then proceeds to commit suicide. He is then unable to escape, due to his neck breaking automatically.
197 Prop Come-Die (a.k.a. Comedy Clubbed) August 29, 1994 Panama City, FL An untalented prop-comedian wannabe preforms at his fathers comedy club to a less-than-impressed audience. In a joke about Tiger Woods, he throws a golf club violently against a wall, causing the handle to break off and puncture his heart, causing him to bleed out.
808 Slash Cab (a.k.a. Dearly Newport) July 7, 2000 Seattle, WA A cabbies protects his cab religiously, but has an obsession with car crashes. He comes up with a plan to slash people's ankles why they are loading their bags into their car, and then stealing the car and crashing it into a wall. He does this one time, but his lungs shatter on impact due to years of smoking mentholated cigarettes.
609 Gang Banged (a.k.a Flash Mobbed) December 2, 1991 Memphis, TN A gang leader, who drives a unique 1972 Impala, initiates a new member by having him drive at night with his lights off and shoot the first person he sees who flashes their high-beams. The leader that night is borrowing his friend's Honda Civic, and flashes the high beams. HE gets shot himself, because this is just as the new guy drove by.
162 Drug Tested (a.k.a. H2O Drowned) October 11, 1999 Oak Park, IL A lifeless druggie who lives on his mother's couch is threatened that he'd be kicked out if he fails to get a job. He gets one, but must pass a drug test in order to get it. He decides to drink gallons of water to flush his system out on the eve of the test, but dies of water intoxication.

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