(The name of the episode was changed from Death > Live, to, Death Preferred to Live, because the creator of the page couldn't put the > in the title)
Preview
A drag racer gets hit; a stoner gets kissed to death; a music lover doesn't hear death coming; pervert orders the death by chocolate; a young woman's stupidity kills her; bad cop gets gassed; a wedding crushers crashes.
Deaths
Death # | Event Name | Date | Place | Circumstances of Death |
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314 | Cr-OWE! Bar | July 5, 2007 | Huntington Beach, California | A woman makes fun of people with cancer and other diseases. A man with a mental disease grabs a crowbar and whacks the woman over the head. She dies instantly from a cracked skull and smashed brain, causing brain hemorrhage. |
193 | Soccer Balled | August 16, 2005 | Hayward, California | A cocky soccer player is golly during a game. He gets hit in the head with the soccer ball and causes his brain to bleed and the force sends him into the pole of the goal, cracking his skull and smashing his brain. He dies instantly from brain hemorrhage. |
709 | Mill-Tear-y | January 21, 2009 | Fort Supply, Oklahoma | A group of woman hide behind military targets. They jump out from behind the targets and a group of soldiers shoot the woman to death with M16s. They all die from blood loss. |
810 | Choke-Late | June 19, 2007 | Hershey, PA | A tourist takes a tour of a chocolate factory. She repeatedly verbally sexually harasses the male tour guide. When she tries to touch him, he reflexively spins around and knocks her off the catwalk into a vat of chocolate. The agitator in the vat knocks her out, and she drowns. (Based on death of Vincent Smith II) |
493 | Junk Tart | August 22, 2008 | Sandy Springs, Georgia | A woman trespasses into a junk yard. A ramp breaks under a disabled cars weight and it slides down into the woman. The woman gets pinned against another car, dying from broken ribs and a punctured heart. She dies in seconds from blood loss. |
288 | Iron-y | October 1, 2011 | New York, NY | A man robs another man of $50. He crosses a street and is coincidentally hit by the man he robbed in his car. The impact cracked his ribs, punctured his heart and severed his spinal cord. He dies instantly from blood loss and paralysis. |
701 | Cat Fight On A Cold Stoned Pavement | September 8, 2007 | Philadelphia, Pennsylvania | A woman gets in a cat fight with another woman. The one who started the pointless fight retreats, but trips over her heels and falls and hits the pavement. The impact broke her ribs and punctured her heart, killing her instantly. |