Are you bored? Want to kill a half an hour? We can help with that! We got a pirate who took the wrong drink, a TV host who takes the fall for his contestants, a real life prince charming, a drunk man who looks for ghosts, a technology thief who gets blown away, a shopper who gets canceled, and a law maker who loved his gifts until they killed him.
|Death #||"Event" Name||Date||Location||Circumstances of Death|
|689||Shang-Died (a.k.a Pirated)||July 24, 1867||Dublin, Ireland||A pirate goes to a bar. He killed The bartender's father years ago. As a revenge, the bartender fills his whiskey with carbohydrate and he dies a few minutes later.|
|459||Exercise (a.k.a Balls to the Wall)||June 3, 2003||Hollywood, CA||A man runs an exercise show on a roof. Tired of the overweight contestants, he shows them how to work with a large exercise ball. When the fat man tries, the ball pops. Flying towards the instructor, the ball knocks him off the building.|
|388||Over Heist (a.k.a Rocked Out)||September 1, 1670||England||A man tries to climb a tower to secretly see his wife whose father won't let him see. While climbing up the rope, it breaks and he falls to his death.|
|578||A Ghastly Problem (a.k.a BOO! Your Dead)||March 10, 2005||Pittsburgh, PA||
A drunk ghost hunter enters a haunted house. His friend tries to scare him out. He scares his friend who dies from a heart attack. Being scared, he runs but slams into a wall, hitting him by the wall that causes the armor to fall on him.
|699||Winded (a.k.a Your Biggest Fan)||April 9, 2001||Houston, TX||A robber tries to break into a NASA area. However, he enters a room with a giant fan. The fan's wind pushes against a wall at 50 MPH.|
|38||Shop Till You Drop (a.k.a Black Out Friday)||November 24, 2009||Hyattsville, MD||A shopper pushes people aside on black Friday to get in before anyone else. While exiting the store, she trips and is trampled to death by hundreds of people.|
|141||Cloak And Dagger (a.k.a Law Broke)||630 B.C||Athens, Greece||An Athenian law-maker, was smothered to death by gifts of cloaks showered upon him by appreciative citizens at a theater on Angina.|